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Scary Movies

I’m not a big scary movie person. I never have been.

When I was little my older brother and younger sister watched Gremlins and it scared me so much. I spent most of the movie behind the couch, hiding. I think since then, I’ve never really enjoyed scary movies.

I’ve seen a couple here and there, but things just hang in my mind for too long and without a doubt, if I see a scary movie, I’ll have nightmares about it. And it always seems that whenever I watch a scary movie, something frightening happens in my life to go along with it and make the whole situation worse.

Example:

In college, my friend Ashlie and I were invited to join my cousin Ashley and her friends for a movie night in Smith Park. When we got there, the sun had set and the park was dark. We sat on blankets and pillows and watched Poltergeist. Now, it would not have been my first choice of movie, but we were already there and stayed for the whole thing. After the movie, Ashlie and I went home and got ready for bed. As we were chatting, we flipped off the light and climbed into bed. Seconds later, the light turned back on…by itself. I don’t remember exactly what happened next, but I am sure it included screaming like babies and running from the room. That was probably just me though.

We discovered that there was a short in the light switch. As a makeshift solution until the apartment complex could fix it, we used tape to hold the switch all the way down so we could get some sleep. Although after the movie and our mysteriously turning on light, I don’t think that I slept very much.

That taught me to watch a scary movie in the park.

Another example didn’t happen to me, but I was an eye-witness.

My family was still living in Orem and my older brother decided he wanted to watch The Blair Witch Project. He spent the evening with his friends watching the movie. After it was over he came home and was telling my parents about how much the movie frightened him and how freaked out he was. I was sitting on their bed listening, but not paying too much attention because even him telling them about the movie scared me. After we were all done chatting, my parents told us to go down and go to bed. I followed Rob into the hall, but stopped to get something. He had already made it down the first flight of stairs and was getting ready to flip on the dining room light, so I stood at the top of the stairs and waited for the light. Just as he flipped the switch, the light bulbs flashed and burned out.

I have never seen my brother jump so high in his life.

And he squealed like a little girl. Thinking back about it, I still laugh.

So I think I’ll stick with comedies and romance for my movies of choice.

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Dear Dove

(The body wash and shampoo… not the bird or the chocolate)

I love your body wash. I love that it keeps my skin soft in the harsh, dry winters of Utah. I also love the smell.

However, I do not love your bottle design.

One of the good things about the design of a product used in the shower is the ability for the bottle to stand up and remain standing while upside down. This allows the showerer to use even the very last drop of the bottle. With the pointed tip of your bottle, it is difficult to turn upside down. I have propped it up against the wall, but it always tips and falls over (this was an especially big problem when I was pregnant).

For a while, because it was such a pain, I switched body wash (gasp). I have come back to Dove because my legs are dry and itchy and I know that Dove will help, even more than regular lotion application. But knowing that when I near the end of the bottle and have to figure out a way to prop it upside down bothers me.

In the past, I have tried your shampoo and enjoyed it, but will probably not use it again because of the bottle shape (and the price…sorry, there are other brands that work just as well, but cost much less). I know it sounds harsh, but this upside down system is even more important in shampoo and conditioner. Your conditioner did have the flip top on the bottom, so it never had to be turned upside down (which was nice), why can’t you do the same for the shampoo and body wash?

I understand that redesigns can be long and costly, but please consider it soon. Having a flat top will not hurt the asthetic of your bottle, but would make me so much happier.

Thanks!

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Dear Google

Dear Google,

There are many things on the internet that wouldn’t be the same without you. I use many of your products every day. I love your email and feed reader. I have many friends who use your blogging software to publish their blogs, giving me fun and interesting things to read every day. And for those things I thank you.

However, there is one thing I don’t understand. If my friends are using your blogging software for their blogs and they decide to make their blogs private, and I have to log in using my google account (the very same google account information that I use to log into my feed reader), then why can’t you allow their private blogs to show up in my feed reader? They gave me access to their information using my google account, I signed into my feed reader with my google account. It seems that the two could talk to each other and their posts could still show up.

Or at least, since I am already signed into my gmail and google reader, using my google account, you could at least do me a small favor of not making me re-enter my google account information when I open their blog. Obviously, I’m already signed in, why can’t you tell? On that note, I can’t tell you how many times I have marked the box “remember me” when signing into my friends’ private blogs, but I still have to enter my google account information. Can’t you actually “remember me” like you said you would?

So thanks again for all the awesomeness you have added to the internet, but could you please work on that one small detail. It would make my blog hopping so much more convenient.

Thanks.

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Dear UDOT

Dear Utah Department of Transportation (UDOT),

Pioneer Crossing is finished and it’s a wonderful road. I really have enjoyed how much time it has taken off my drive from Saratoga Springs to American Fork. I really love that I can avoid Lehi Main Street most of the time. It’s wonderful, really.

However, I think the Pioneer Crossing signs are a little much.

Pioneer Crossing Sign

Pioneer Crossing Sign

There are a number of these signs along the roadway announcing that you have turned onto Pioneer Crossing (normal street signs weren’t enough?) and signs like this announcing that you entered Lehi City and signs announcing that you entered Saratoga Springs.

I’ll accept the signs announcing that you have changed cities. Cities often have nice signs saying “welcome to our awesome city” or “thanks for coming, come back soon.” But the signs to announce that you turned onto a road… too far.

Government spending and budgeting is a tricky business that I won’t claim to understand at all (maybe I should have done a little bit more research before writing this post–what kind of a journalism graduate am I?). It seems though, at a time when there are a lot of budget cuts in many states across the county,  the money from these signs could have been better spent elsewhere.

I don’t know how much each one of the signs cost, but depending on how much it cost, the money could have gone somewhere else (public schools, perhaps). To me, the signs just seem silly and useless. Everyone knows they are on Pioneer Crossing and if they don’t know, they can look at one of the little green signs that every other road uses to identify itself.

So, by way of sandwhiching my complaint with two nice comments before and after … UDOT, I really enjoy your current website with all the interactive maps and 3D information about how projects are going to look once they are completed. It is a really nice feature, especially with all the MANY projects going on in the places I regularly drive. Check out their cool video of the new road going from I-15 to Highland, it should be pretty nice when it is completed: http://www.udot.utah.gov/sr92/. You can also view information about the changes to I-15 and Geneva Road.

Thank you, UDOT, for your nice roads and hard work, but next time, save us all a little money and don’t invest in silly signs.

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My husband still hates me

Until just recently I had never tried Salt and Vinegar potato chips.

But while we were out shopping the other day, my handsome husband wanted some chips and brought a Stax of salt and vinegar chips (for him) and sour cream and onion (for me).

As we were watching tv one evening, we needed a snack and I brought the two Stax of chips for each of us. I was curious about his chips and asked to try one.

He shared and handed me a chip. I brought it up to my mouth and put it on my tongue.

EWWWWW!

It was horrible. I hated it.

He laughed and laughed at the expression on my face and I decided that I didn’t want him to share any more of his chips with me.

Later as I was working on the computer, I was eating more of my chips not really paying attention to much else but my project. The handsome husband came over and I could smell his chips. He was chatting with me and asked me to look something up on the internets for him. I did and then reached into my Stax container for another delicious sour cream and onion chip and brought it up to my mouth, as I put it on my tongue I thought about how strong his gross chips smelled. I closed my mouth and realized what he had done.

HE PUT ONE OF HIS DISGUSTING CHIPS IN MY CONTAINER WITHOUT ME KNOWING.

Then laughed and laughed and laughed about it.

It was horrible. I can’t believe he still hates me. (remember when he hated me before?)

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I Do Not Think That Means What You Think It Means

The Internet is a funny place. Because if the internet a lot of new words or acronyms turned words have entered into our vocabulary. Thing like: LOL, BRB, IDK and others (okay, I guess some of them came from texting too). Lately though I have been noticing some that I hate, (and yes, it is a strong word, but it is a true representation of how I feel about these words) and wish that people wouldn’t use them… Well a specific group of people shouldn’t use them.

Here’s a short list of some of the hated acronyms turned words:

OMG
SOL
BFE
LMAO
WTF

I just think that some of the people who use these “words” don’t understand what they actually mean. I’m pretty naive, but I know what they mean and deep down everyone else does too.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t think that no one should use these “words” (it would be better but everyone can choose). If you would normally say the phrase without editing it, then go ahead and say the acronym. I actually prefer that. But it makes me absolutely crazy when people who wouldn’t normally say the phrase without editing use these “words.” And don’t even try to say that to them it means, Oh My Gosh… No where in the whole world besides Utah Valley and Rexburg, would anyone even cosider that you were saying Oh My Gosh.

Isn’t it about avoiding the appearance of evil? If you don’t swear, then don’t use acronyms that are representative of swear words.

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Saturday Cleaning

Cleaning, CleaningI do not love to clean.  Who does though?  But I do love the feeling after everything is cleaned.  So I guess it’s worth it in the end, right?  Let’s hope.

Tonight when my handsome, handsome husband and I came home from work, we decided it was probably time to do the dishes (sadly, we don’t do the dishes as often as we should, because there is only two of us, and we don’t make that many dirty dishes so we wait until we have more to do.  By time that happen though, we have a huge pile.).  So we went in the kitchen and got to work.  Then, I guess we got in the mood and our kitchen cleaning turned into entire main level cleaning, which then turned to master bedroom cleaning and ironing.  It was a very productive evening.

While I was cleaning tonight though, I was thinking a lot about the cleaning as I did as a child.

I am very thankful that as a kid, my mom made sure we always had jobs to do and she taught me how to clean.

Tonight, I was vacuuming the living room and I remember as a kid when we had to vacuum the living room, my mom insisted that we move the piano bench out of the way and vacuum everything.  So now, when I vacuum the living room, I make sure and move our ottoman so I can vacuum everything and not just around things (I don’t move our love sac out of the way often enough though, it’s a pain to move).

Then, when I was dusting, I moved everything off the end table and bookshelf and dusted the surfaces while they were empty.  Then as I put the items back in their places, I ran my dust rag over then to make sure they were also dustless like the shelves they sat on.  This practice was also something we were instructed to do when dusting the piano when we were little.

Another thing my mom taught us to do when we cleaned that I still do is after loading the dishwasher, you rinse out the sink and faucet.  Then dry the inside of the sink and buff faucet so there are no water spots.

While I know these type of things are standard things that people do when they clean and I complained about when I was little, looking back now, I’m so thankful that my mom taught me these things and got me in the habit.  I know sometimes when I am being lazy in my cleaning and don’t move the things when I dust or something like that, it’s never really the same.

One thing that my mom did though and taught us, that I DO NOT follow her lead is ironing.  (Her method is better than mine, but I hate it so much, that I just can’t do it).

My mom irons like this: when she does laundry, if there is something that needs ironing, she puts it in “the ironing basket.”  This included all kinds of things, like my dad’s dress shirts, polos, her shirts, our shirts, pants, pillowcases, table cloths and sometimes even sheets.  Often, one of our jobs for the week was to iron 5 things — not a lot, but considering how much I hate it, it was torture.  We would sift through the basket to find the pillowcases and table cloths.  If you were one of the first to do your 5 things, you could normally get away with only having to iron the easy things.  After the pillowcases and the table cloths the next easiest would be shirts not belonging to my dad (so mom’s t shirts or one of the kids shirts).  Then if you had to, you’d move on to dad’s polos.  Then if you were really unlucky, you’d end up with dad’s dress shirts.  Which were just such a pain because they were hard to iron and if we did a bad job, dad wouldn’t look nice and he was a CIO and needed to look nice. After we did our 5 things, mom would finish the rest.  Now, this system was a great system for my family.  It helped us learn how to iron (even though we didn’t want to) and we had lots of really nicely pressed things in our house (pillows do look nicer on beds after they have been ironed. Try it if you’ve never done it).  Don’t get me wrong, our system had some flaws, but we won’t go into that.

So if I don’t follow my mom’s system, what’s my super awesome ironing system, you may ask?  I don’t have one.  I hate the chore so much that I would rather wear wrinkled clothes than have to iron.  This isn’t a problem for me, because I’ve come to terms with it.  It is a little bit of a problem for Bryan though, because his Sunday clothes really do need to be ironed.  The system is probably something I should try to adopt from my mom, but it’s just so hard. For a good portion of our marriage so far we didn’t even have an ironing board. My cousin Brandon and his family came to stay with us once and he was amazed that I didn’t have an ironing board.

So here’s my question to you.  How do you iron? How do you make sure everything that needs to be ironed gets ironed? And it gets done in a timely manner?

I know part of my problem with it is my attitude, but still, there has to be a way to do it that makes it less horrible, or maybe not less horrible, but so that my husband can look nice (because really, even with a good system, I’ll still only do my hubby’s clothes so he looks nice and I don’t feel like a horrible wife). He’s pretty awesome and deserves a nicely pressed shirt.

( ha ha! That turned out to be a really long article about cleaning. Wow.)

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A happy … what?

I am a pretty positive person. I tried to look on the bright side of most things, but to be completely honest, there is one thing that I just really do not enjoy at all — “that time of the month.” (Men, if you don’t want to know any more about this topic, feel free to stop reading now) So of course it’s not the best days in the world and I hate it, complain and whine most of the time… (and if you are trying to get pregnant, its even worse) So one day, while I was having a particularly bad day at work because of “woman pain” my friend sent me this letter in an e-mail and it just made me giggle.

Even if you no longer need this product, the letter is a hoot!
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company
Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’
choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women.

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these
words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’

Are you [stinkin'] kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness – actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James?

(I did edit it just a little bit…) Anyway. After I read this I had to just laugh. Is it really that bad? Always is trying really hard with their current tag line, and I think it’s probably important to remember, it’s really not that bad. Have a happy period!

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